I know what I should be listening to. I’ve heard it every time I’ve had a discussion with someone who fancies themselves a connoisseur of popular modern music. While it would be true to say that I fall under that category, in the world outside of wordpress I barely ever talk about music with anybody but Jules and Jake. I’ve found that it’s right up there with religion and politics. People judge you based on what you listen to, and they judge you even more harshly if you say you “listen to everything.”
Even if you do.
I refuse to claim that my musical interests hit the full 360°. There’s entire genres I won’t even dabble in, because I’ve heard enough and it’s just not my thing, bro. A friend of mine who I’ve lost touch with would always play punk, metal, ska and other shit I hate, and at the time it was intolerable. Now I find myself missing Stiff Little Fingers (nh).
This article isn’t about proving I like punk, I wouldn’t do that to you. I’d rather share some of my more embarrassing musical proclivities so I can be laughed at. You, the reader, can feel superior to me knowing that you have way cooler stuff on your iPod.
There’s only one place to start so lets just get it out of the way: I love Paramore. Hayley Williams just hit the stratosphere with B.O.B. & their song Airplanes, but I have yet to meet someone who likes that song and her band. It’s considered by people who are close to the author a thing for emotional tweenage females.
But look at it logically. Female singer? Check. Every member is from the South. They have the ability to make me love a song I hate. Recording catchy ass pop songs is all Paramore does. They’re still technically indie. Hayley Williams can flat wail, and she’s not ugly. You may feel the need to point at that they’re featured heavily on the Twilight soundtrack. Well I would urge you to actually take a look at some of the Twilight soundtracks, because I bet you’re a fan of half the songs. It’s eerie, try it some time. They have it at Starbucks.
They won’t let me embed to “That’s What You Get” so I’m going to start where I planned to finish, with crushcrushcrush in Chicago.
Alright their stage show might wander into cheesy at times, but that’s because you’re in your twenties and you don’t know what the kids are in to any more. It’s fine, I don’t either. Frankly I’m just impressed she can bounce around like that for 4 minutes and sing so loud. She may be tiny but she makes a lot of noise.
I’ll admit I liked Use Somebody the first time I heard it. I quickly grew to hate KOL and all their songs. This version I really love, and I enjoy that she has the lyric sheet in front of her. It says, “I’ve heard this song and I understand it’s popular so I’m going to cover it live and get three million youtube hits just because I can.” Girl has moxie, and I respect it.
Paramore, you get it. Up next, more girly rock in the form of Lissie. This chick covers Kid Cudi’s (I refuse to use your dumbass capitalization) Pursuit of Happiness, and blows his doors off.
Although I find her stage presence and overall persona unlikeable and forced, I’d be an asshole if I didn’t give her due props. She can sing her ass off. Check out her bassist playing bass and drums. She was quoted in Spin as saying she wanted to play the Super Bowl halftime show in 4 years. Not only does that have a zero percent chance of happening, it’s an incredibly narcissistic and presumptuous thing to say. What about this chick seems like it would appeal to NFL fans? Nothing.
I love Pursuit of Happiness as a song. Cudi’s version is well produced, and makes an attempt at having a message. It just sounds lazy and uninspired next to Lissie, and it would be hard to argue otherwise. I also dislike that Drake is in the video because he annoys me.
I can’t realistically get through a post like this without mentioning Robyn. She’s Gaga without the pretense, or the over the top fabricated personality. She’s weird though, no doubt.
It’s just a good tune. I’m going to quit now because wordpress is telling me I’m at 750 words, and if you’ve taken the time to listen through all the youtube links in here I’m three things:
1. Impressed
2. Grateful
3. Sorry for taking up so much of your time.
I hope you feel better about your itunes library after this peek at mine. I love you all.
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